UR 22

Happy Birthday Bryan!

We made this card because we didn't wanna let the rona prevent us from wishing our token crayon-eater a happy birthday. ur turning 22 and that's a big number, for a big big boy.

from:

From Brandon... [ to top ]

Brandon was exploring the "Tyrant's Son" part of the felwinter quest while we were writing this. what we got out of him was as follows:

*Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Elelelele
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay for poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Tee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy, happy, happy
Yahahahahaha
Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopy underwear now
Hee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah *cough*
Poop

He also wanted me to ask you... Do you know the Konami code???

From Evan... [ to top ]

GAMER ALERT GAMER ALERT GAMER ALERT GAMER ALERT GAMER ALERT GAMER ALERT

Hey Bryan, love ya buddy. Here's a nice little puzzle for you. It's called a survo puzzle.

What's a survo puzzle, I hear you cry... Well, stop crying you fucking manbaby.

All of the cells in each row and column have to sum to the values in the margins, and values 1 through 16 must be used. Give it a try!

ps: if you get stuck there's a couple Discord Spoiler Tags™ below the submit button

8

40

10

21

13

5

42

33

55

43

26

12

Unsolved Submit solution

Columns 1 and 4 both have one possible permutation of values.
2 can't be used in Row 1 since 14 (the rest of the sum) is in Column 1

Also... there is extra space in the margins of this page in one particular area... try drawing in it with that crayon of yours waxy boy

From Denise... [ to top ]

From Amanda... [ to top ]

Sorry I don't take questions.

From Manic... [ to top ]

What up Bry, hope you’re having a POGGEEEERRRRRS birthday and congrats on turning 22! I bring you the gift of my friendship, whether you want it or not, and there’s no refunds so you gotta keep it sadly. Have this video as a celebration:

From Ky... [ to top ]

"happy birthday from kylie you may not know me but i heard you leik red pandas so have a red panda"

From Dylan... [ to top ]

( Dylan walked to a Bartel's near his house to go and get you a red panda plush because they supposedly had one. upon arrival, they told him that they, in fact, did not, so that was a major bummer )

From Tyre... [ to top ]

"I wanted to make sure Anna Bray's left thigh was somewhere in here."